Water Droplets

29 January 2021

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

Recycling

22 August 2018

The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.

Thirst

26 August 2017

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

Root beer

1 July 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?