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I got in an argument with a mime. He did some unspeakable things.
Why is it a bad thing for people with stutters to go to prison? They can never finish a sentence.
I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!