What happens when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? It has a meltdown.
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
What rank do you give someone with a cold? Hanker Chief.
When you have a cold, getting the flu shot won't work compared to getting antibiotics. Guns aren't effective against the flu."
Why is everyone afraid of ice cream? It gives them the chills.
Why did the hipster burn their lip while drinking tea? They drank it before it was cool.
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