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Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!