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What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
Did you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!