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How do billboards know what to display? They communicate in sign language.
What do you call a donkey that rolls around hauling dirt? wheelburro.
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
It's handy, knowing sign language.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!