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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Window Treatments

David

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Optometrist

David

Being unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.

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Optometrist

David

I used to work as an optometrist but I got fired because I lost focus.

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Parents

David

What super power do parents have? Supervision.

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Window Treatments

David

As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.

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Java

David

Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.

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Optometrist

David

Being unemployed, I'm looking into being an optometrist.

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