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As an interior designer, I tend to not look at what kind of window treatments I buy. I always buy blind.
Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!
Where does the dog go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!