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What super power do parents have? Supervision.
Sundials can only be used by male children. If female children used them they'd be called daughterdials.
I thought becoming a father would be easy, but without children it was not apparent.
Why don't children TV shows allow talking ducks? They try to avoid fowl language.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!