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How do porcupines recover from the flu? NyQuill.
Why wasn't the Java developer able to read any of their code? Because they didn't C#.
What key do cows sing? Beef flat.
I tried to use the dull knife, but it just didn't cut it.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!