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Tea Party


What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party? Tea-Shirts

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11 May 2021

Free guitar. Completely free. No strings attached.


1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.


29 April 2021

Don't believe everything you see at the Oscars. Everyone is a paid actor.


27 April 2021

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!


25 April 2021

I find if I get tired from running, I just have to stop running behind cars. It's exhausting.


23 April 2021

I have twin daughters. One's name is Kate, the other, Duplikate.


21 April 2021

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.


15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.


13 April 2021

A well developed joke always has a photo finish.

Red Paint

6 April 2021

I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.


2 April 2021

I have a friend who's very rich. It's from all the fortune cookies they ate.


31 March 2021

What kind of bagels fly? A plain bagel!


30 March 2021

What do you call a protagonist with abnormally good hearing? A Super Hearo.


26 March 2021

Why do bunnies get mad when they're covered in warm blankets? They always become hot cross bunnies.

Karl Marx

24 March 2021

Why did Karl Marx fail his grammar class in school? He couldn't capitalize.