I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
I got a job as a garbage man, but didn't have any training. I picked it up as I went along.
I used to work at a shoe factory but got fired because I didn't put any soul into my work.
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How do morticians make money? They urn it.
I got a career through learning lock picking. It's opened up so many doors.
Being in the window repair business can be pane-full.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
I tried becoming a pilot, but that never got off the ground.
I attempted to be a body builder, I just wasn't a good fit. It didn't work out.
I found a passion working as an electrician, which was shocking.