Water Droplets

29 January 2021

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.

Soda

11 September 2018

I got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.

Recycling

22 August 2018

The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.

Root beer

1 July 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?