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The worker at the recycling plant was sad. It was soda pressing.

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Water Droplets

29 January 2021

Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.


11 September 2018

I got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.


26 August 2017

Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda

Root beer

1 July 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?