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Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
I got hit by a can of coke. It didn't hurt, it was a soft drink.
Where would you go, if you were thirsty for a carbonated drink, but not that thirsty? Minisoda
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?