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How do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEAR
Train operators really have their life on track.
The person who invented the monorail must have had a one track mind.
What's the best way to teach a dog to shake hands? Pawsitive reinforcement.
Did you hear about the Spanish Train killer? He had locomotives.