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How do you repair smashed pumpkins? With a pumpkin patch!
Why don’t gate builders have any enemies? Because they always mend fences.
I spent many years doing limo repairs. After all that time, I've got nothing to chauffeur it.
I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
How do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEAR
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!