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How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.
The vet came back to tell me that my dog doesn't actually have an ear infection. My only response was "That's good to hear".
How do you fix a train that can't hear? With an EnginEAR
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!