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Pirated Corn


How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.

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7 July 2020

A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.

Pirates and Midgets

17 July 2018

What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!

Steering Wheel

7 November 2017

I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"