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How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.
A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.
What did the Midget say to the Pirate? Look me Eye to Aye and say that again!
I saw a pirate with a steering wheel on his pants and I brought it to his attention. He simply responded "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"