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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Ghosts

David

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

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Smoke Shop

David

I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Pirated Corn

David

How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.

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Home Building

David

I saw an ad that said "Buy one house, get roof free". I guess that means the roof is on the house.

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Cabinets

David

I'll never sell things to cabinet makers. They're all counter fitters.

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Ghosts

David

Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.

Share :
Tags:

Smoke Shop

David

I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.

Share :
Tags:

Piano stores

David

Why do skeletons like piano stores? It's where they buy their organs!

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Pirated Corn

David

How much do pirates pay for corn? A buck n ear.

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