Wishbone

27 November 2019

I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.

Chiropractor

26 September 2019

I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.

Brake Fluid

7 November 2017

People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.

Ground breaking

10 October 2016

Shovels were a ground breaking invention!