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What do you call a broken frisbee? A friswas.
I fought my friend for the wishbone. We might have gone too far when things snapped.
I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.
I got fired as a mechanic because I took too many breaks.
People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!