A webpage walks into a bar

David 24 Nov 2025

A web page walks into pub and sees a bunch of web browsers sitting at the bar. The web page walks up and asks "Hey you want to take a load of this?". Chrome turns around and immediately says "no thanks, I think you're malicious". Firefox turns around and goes "Sorry I can't really understand your markup". Defeated, the web page walks away from the bar. Internet explorer turns around and locks up.

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