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A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

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21 August 2020

A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"


29 October 2019

My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.


31 May 2019

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."


25 May 2019

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset he becomes tied up with the idea of it. The string returns to the bar to confront the bartender and the bartender asks "Didn't I already kick you out?" The string replied "I'm a frayed knot."


10 April 2017

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.


27 December 2016

A proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positive."


27 December 2016

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a
beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Past, Present, Future

14 November 2016

The past, present, and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.