Termite

SQL

21 August 2020

A SQL query walks into a bar, approaches 2 tables, and asks "Can I join you?"

Phones

29 October 2019

My terrible cellphone reception is the worst at home. Bar none.

Roman

31 May 2019

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."

A string walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The string walks out, torn about what happened. He becomes so upset he becomes tied up with the idea of it. The string returns to the bar to confront the bartender and the bartender asks "Didn't I already kick you out?" The string replied "I'm a frayed knot."

Pub

10 April 2017

My computer has an interstellar pub, it's a space bar.

Proton

27 December 2016

A proton walks into the bar and asks the bartender for a $150 bottle of whiskey. The bartender asks if he's sure, and the proton responds "I'm positive."