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I live next to a coin manufacturing plant. My house is valuable because it’s near mint!
Why did the female deer need to take out a loan? She wanted a few bucks.
Why do future seers always have a lot of money? It's all about the profit.
A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.
Why were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.
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