My friend makes a million dollars a day. He works at the mint.
Why do future seers always have a lot of money? It's all about the profit.
A pie in the Bahamas costs about $4 per pie, but that's because they're stolen. That's the pie rate of the Caribbean.
I thought about being a financial advisor. With my background in money, it makes a lot of cents.
If time is money, aren't ATMs time machines?
I an avid investor in stocks. Chicken and beef are my forte. I have enough stocks to be considered a bouillionaire.
How do morticians make money? They urn it.
If you knead dough, you could get a job as a baker.
Why were the thieves putting their stolen cash with their dirty clothes at the laundry cleaners? They thought that's how you launder money.
Why did the bank teller push over an old lady? Because she wanted to check her balance.
Why was river rich? It had many banks
I got fired from the bank because I lost interest in my work.