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What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.

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4 May 2021

The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?


31 May 2019

A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."

Root beer

1 July 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?


25 March 2017

Why do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.