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What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.
The baseball stadium announced giving away vaccines with the purchase of a hotdog. Who needs hotdog and a beer when you can have a hotdog and shot?
A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says "I'd like five beers please."
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
Why do rabbits like drinking beer? It gives them hops.