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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.
What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!