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I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
Why do boats float? They give into pier pressure.
What do you call a giant ship built out of beer cans? A boose cruise.
Where does a sick boat go to feel better? To the dock.
My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.
Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.
I started a business building boats. Sails are through the roof!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!