What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.
I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.
I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.
What state does the most laundry? Washington.
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.
My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.
Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.
In protest, I got a shirt with California and Texas on it. I was making a state-ment.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?