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Smoke Shop

David

I went to a smoke shop only to find it was replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.

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Lawyer

14 March 2021

What should a good lawyer wear to court? A proper lawsuit.

Hunting

9 February 2021

I've never hunted bear, but I have been fishing in shorts.

Linguists

4 September 2020

What are a linguist's favorite shoe to wear? Converse.

Laundry

25 June 2020

What state does the most laundry? Washington.

Painter

20 March 2020

What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.

Bees

5 September 2019

I wore pants made out of a hive where bees lived. It gave me a nice beehind.

Camouflage

22 October 2018

My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.

Military meetings

20 October 2018

Why was the general not wearing any pants? He was debriefed.

Protesting

2 July 2018

In protest, I got a shirt with California and Texas on it. I was making a state-ment.

Golfer

7 June 2018

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

Cowboy

7 November 2017

If you wear cowboy clothes on a farm, are you ranch dressing?

Clothes

3 April 2017

I used to create shirts and pants from fashion magazines. I had many articles of clothing.

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