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I practiced calligraphy then became a cake decorator. My handwriting was just icing on the cake.
I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
I used to work as a nighttime sniper. My job was nice, but knowing how it would all turn out was always a shot in the dark.
I fired someone at the helium factory today. I couldn't stand being spoken to in that tone of voice.
I got fired from the bomb squad yesterday. It's a shame because I had a blast on my first day.
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