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My physicist friend always tells inappropriate jokes about the 5th dimension. It's never the time or place.
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Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!