What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.
What did the Sober ghost say to his friends at the party? No Boo's for me thanks!