What kind of street does a ghost like the best? A dead end.
If you don't pay for your exorcism, will you be repossessed?
Why did the haunted house dislike storms? Rain dampens its spirits.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop? At the boo-tique.
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
Why can't ghosts go trick or treating with friends? They have no body to go with.