Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.
Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
Why are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.
My friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.
If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.
Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.
What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.
Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.
I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.
I'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.
My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.
If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?
They say that the average doesn't always represent the data accurately. I guess it just doesn't mean much.
Being number 1 is odd.