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Math Textbooks

17 January 2021

Why was the Math textbook at the psychiatrist? Because it has a lot of problems that need to be worked out.

Smarter

1 December 2020

Which is smarter, longitude or latitude? Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.

Triangles

29 September 2020

Why are triangles always so agreeable? Because you can always see their point.

Telekinetic

1 July 2020

My friend was using their telekinetic powers to do math on an abacus. They offered me a turn but I declined. It's the thought that counts.

Ireland

17 April 2020

If the population of Ireland grew twice it's size, it would be Dublin in size.

Prime

30 March 2020

Dying at the age of 101 would be dying at your prime.

Negative

18 March 2020

Is it easy being not negative? |Absolutely|!

Cold

16 March 2020

What do you do when you get cold in your room? Stand in the corner because it's 90 degrees.

Inventing

21 May 2019

Inventing the number zero took no effort. It was nothing.

Squares

9 November 2018

I tried using a tower made of squares and triangles to reach the sky, but failed. I was out of shape.

Square Root

25 October 2018

I'm afraid of calculating the square root of 2. It's an irrational fear.

Shapes

31 July 2018

My teacher taught us hexagons today. I reported them because they were too edgy.

Root beer

1 July 2017

If you put root beer in a square glass, does it become beer?

Being Number 1

19 January 2017

Being number 1 is odd.

Snakes

6 December 2016

Picture of snakes on a 3D math plane. Source: https://i.chzbgr.com/full/3504429824/h1A501969/

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Smarter

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Ireland

Prime

Negative

Cold

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Squares

Square Root

Shapes

Root beer

Being Number 1

Snakes

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