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I couldn't understand the pony. He was a little hoarse.
People always tell me to get off my high horse. To that I say, neigh!
I am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.
I built a horse home that withstood a storm. It's stable.
I really wanted a rare steak, but the waiter said he couldn't find a steak made of unicorn.