I try to make cheesy puns, but everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
I store all my dad jokes in a dad-a-base.
Telling bad puns is how eye roll.
I tried to tell a series of jokes to my friend to see if I could get a reaction. No pun in ten did.
Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did.
No pun intendid.
I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
When your jokes are too good, and people sentence you to 2 years in a punitentiary.
I used to love puns as a kid, but then someone told me puns are bad. I guess, that was the day I became a groan up.
Why do people use puns to fight? Because they have a duel meaning.