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Secret Agents


Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Water Bed

3 July 2020

How do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.

Bed Tester

10 November 2018

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.