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I used work as a professional scuba diver, but I couldn't handle the pressure.
Why are water droplets at high elevations tastier than at sea level? Because it's Mountain Dew.
I have a pet who loves to float and signal boats in the water. He's a good buoy.
One day, I was feeling down and my friend said "It could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I think he meant well.
I tried emptying out water from a bottle as a joke. It was a pour attempt at humor.
My best friend lived in the house boat next door. We eventually drifted apart though.
The flooding usually happens in August but happened in July. It was a monthsoon.
Can you imagine how much deeper the ocean would be if it weren't for sponges?
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