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Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Secret Agents

David

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Sleep

David

What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.

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Bed Tester

David

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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Cats

David

Why do cats like bread? So they can loaf around the house.

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Secret Agents

David

Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.

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Sleep

David

What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.

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Bed Tester

David

Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.

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