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Why are secret agents always so well rested? Because they're always undercover.
How do you make water beds bouncier? Add some spring water.
Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!