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A day without sunshine is like, dark.

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1 May 2021

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.


15 April 2021

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.


9 December 2020

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.


21 October 2019

If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.

The Sun

28 August 2019

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.


7 May 2019

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.


19 April 2019

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.


18 December 2017

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

Stolen Lamps

7 November 2017

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.


14 June 2017

What is blue and doesn't weigh very much? Light blue.


18 April 2017

The wise guy thought he'd fix things by turning on the lamp without a bulb. It wasn't very bright.