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Why are weightlifting competitions only held on Saturday and Sunday? The other days of the week are weakdays.
A day without sunshine is like, dark.
I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!