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I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
What's the best way to see how long you sleep? By bringing a ruler to bed with you.
I am always afraid of riding my horse in the dark, but she's a night mare.
A day without sunshine is like, dark.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!