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Gas

David

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

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Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Morning

David

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Lamp

David

If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.

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The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

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Books

David

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.

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Cigarettes

David

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

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Sunshine

David

A day without sunshine is like, dark.

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Feathers

David

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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Gas

David

What gas weighs the least? Butane. It's a lighter fluid.

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Zippos

David

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Morning

David

I stayed up all night because I couldn't figure out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.

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Lamp

David

If someone is unhappy just throw a lamp at them to get them to lighten up.

Share :
Tags:

The Sun

David

I'm always confused until someone sheds light on something. That's why without the sun, I'd be in the dark.

Share :
Tags:

Books

David

I prefer lanterns over long books. I'm a fan of light reading.

Share :
Tags:

Cigarettes

David

Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with. They threw one overboard and the boat is now a cigarette lighter.

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Sunshine

David

A day without sunshine is like, dark.

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Tags:

Feathers

David

Why did the feather, laying next to the brick, ignite? It was lighter.

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Tags:

Stolen Lamps

David

The guy who had every lamp in his house stolen was delighted when it happened.

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