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I tried working as a chiropractor. I quit because it was back breaking.
When a wheel deflates on your car. You retire.
People told me that I'm addicted to drinking break fluid. I disagree. I can stop any time.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!