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I wonder when the very first Dalmatian was spotted?
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!