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I dumped a bucket of red paint on someone I thought was wearing a fur jacket. They weren't. I really mis-red the situation.
What does a painter do when they get cold? Put on another coat.
My friend wanted to buy a camouflage jacket, but I couldn't see them wearing it.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!