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Why was the bed tester being chased by cops? They were resisting a rest.
Why did the policeman smell bad? He was in the line of duty.
I rode a sheep out of town when I was wanted by the cops. I was on the lamb.
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving?
They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!
Why didn't the Pilgrims wear hats for Thanksgiving? They had to loosen their buckles to make room for seconds!